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  • goddamn-batgirl:



    there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that



    (via contravention)

  • bestnatesmithever:



    why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

    no one tell him

    Render to ranch the things that are ranch’s

    (Source: zero1infinity)

  • misssuzyvalentine:








    The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via

    Hazel McCallion, everbody.

    92 years old,

    34 years in office,

    $0 in debt

    $700 million in reserve

    Eight prime ministers

    One truck.

    But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.

    Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but

    • supports a Palestinian state
    • supports Aids CHarities
    • told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating
    • nick named Hurricane Hazel
    • and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells  folks to give that money to charity

    I will always reblog this lady.

    This woman is officially my new hero.

    In regards to the flooding in the GTA yesterday, she apparently said that she hasn’t seen rain like that since her neighbour Noah was building a boat.

    New hero in life. 

    (via bestnatesmithever)

  • best-of-imgur:

    today was the first time I did my laundry. It did not go well

    (via cclchopper)

  • ifagrizzlycouldtalk:


    im really mad at how accurate this is

    A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

    (Source: meme-meme, via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • minusthelove:




    I can’t fucking breathe. 

    I hate y’all so much 😂


    (via bestnatesmithever)

  • queendickface:




    is this the rise of the brave tangled frozen dragons

    no actually it’s even better than that

    this is a still from a 1990 television special entitled, “cartoon all-stars to the rescue,” which, literally, was absolutely nothing but half an hour of beloved children’s cartoon characters attempting to get that kid in the blue to stop smoking pot.

    it opens with a brief clip of george h.w. bush and barbara bush sitting in the oval office, petting their dog. the president of the united states looks into the camera and says, “some of your favourite cartoon characters will help you understand how drugs and alcohol can ruin your life.”

    and that brief clip alone would be worth the price of admission but then we get into the actual story, which begins with a teenage boy smashing his kid sister’s piggy bank to buy pot. while alvin and the chipmunks look on in abject terror. and winnie the pooh exclaims, “oh my!” and then the kid runs off to buy pot in an alley and bugs bunny appears out of nowhere dressed as a cop, picks a joint off the pavement, and launches into an anti-drug spiel.

    it’s actually really not the kind of thing that can be put into words so here’s the full half-hour video, knock yourself out

    oh my GOD


    (via dullaidan)